So they wanna to kill all the bugs for you and go on sweet dates? Or… No?
Here’s some excerpts:
“I’m totally baller at killing spiders. Like I have no fear. I’m not really into touching roaches, but overall I’m pretty brave around stuff like that.”
“Good news: I can kill spiders and I’m 6’1…looks like your night in shining armor has arrived!”
They’re more amusing than anything else, but at least I’m not getting the creepy “here’s my #, txt me if u dtf” messages as often.
John Mitchell > Potential RL HookupI’m only two episodes in and that’s already true
He’s been added to my list of fictional boyfriends that I keep while Spicer is away. IDEGAF about his questionable hair care.
I’m going to end up watching more of it tomorrow when I should be doing homework, but I don’t even care because HIS FACE
John Mitchell > Potential RL Hookup
I’m only two episodes in and that’s already true