Whenever we have company, I’m the one who has to give up my bedroom because my sisters have a jack-and-jill bathroom and I have my own. Normally I don’t mind too much but the lady staying with us is a friend of my parents and says the weirdest things to me.
I was watching Breaking Bad earlier and the screen was paused when Walter was sitting shirtless on a bed… she came up to me and said, “Oh, is that your boyfriend? Are you skyping with your friend?”
Yes, my boyfriend is a 55-year-old bald man and I’m skyping with him in the living room.