February 2012
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I was robbed, guys.
Someone stole my old iPod and my player/charger from my car last. I’m not too upset about the iPod because the battery is completely dead on the iPod so it only works with the car charger. I have an iPod Touch too so it’s not like I’m music player-less, but still.
I am pretty mad about the car player/charger though because it cost me $50 and now I can’t listen to my...
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“At an Anglican wedding ceremony, I once overheard the minister instruct the...”
– Joseph Campbell, Thou Art That
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How long do you think the Oscars would run if they didn’t cut people off? What if they just let people ramble on for as long as they wanted?
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Emma Stone wins the Oscar for best presenter.
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“I masturbate because I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to...”
– Bo Burnham
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Texting with my Mother
Mom: I'll be in town on Thursday. Are you free for dinner at 6?
Me: Yeah
Mom: You don't have to if you don't want to
Me: Why would I not want to?
Mom: You didn't sound very excited
Me: It's a text message?
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Watchpupfresh:
CM Punk has a message for Chris Brown. Even if you aren’t a wrestling fan, watch this and accept the fact that CM Punk is the best in the world. Fuck Chris Brown. Yeah, we’re incredibly biased. YOLO
I just became a fan.
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FREAKING OUT
I just sent my cover letter and resume for my dream internship. I am so nervous I don’t even want to tell you what it’s for, except that it is a casting internship with a well-known show. I can’t even tell you what this would mean to me… The chances of me actually getting this are about 2 in 5000+, but I’ve always set my goals high and I would forever regret not...
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itdevours replied to your post: Ever since I edited my OkCupid profile to include…
So they wanna to kill all the bugs for you and go on sweet dates? Or… No?
Here’s some excerpts:
“I’m totally baller at killing spiders. Like I have no fear. I’m not really into touching roaches, but overall I’m pretty brave around stuff like that.”
“Good news:...
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Ever since I edited my OkCupid profile to include that I’m bad at killing spiders, that’s ALL guys message me about.
Seriously though, I’m terrified of spiders. My roommates have to vacuum them up for me because I’m too busy crying hysterically in the other room.
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“Eternity is neither future, nor past, but now. It is not of the nature of time...”
– Joseph Campbell, Thou Art That
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The Walking Dead
The read more isn’t working so don’t read this if you didn’t watch the episode
lots of face shredding, zombie and human alike
Carl is the worst child ever
I want to start a petition to kill Carl off next time he gets shot
Dale continues to be self-righteous and annoying
seriously though, does anyone like Dale?
Andrea says something I actually agree when she tells Dale that...
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Dinner
healthychickpea:
Multi grain bagels with mozzarella, tomato and avocado;
So good but way more filling than I expected, couldn’t finish!
This looks SO GOOD
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The blogging-alone-while-you-wait-to-see-if-anyone-is-doing-anything-tonight-because-it-is-raining drink:
1 shot white rum
1 shot raspberry rum
1 can diet coke
I threw this together because I have a bunch of different shot-sized bottles of flavored rums from my cruise, and it is DELICIOUS.
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